I Think We Have An Emergency...

Greetings world. I wake up at my usual two'o clock and help myself to a biscuit and two hard boiled eggs. Boooooooring. Check Skype for boyfriend (one month today) and he's not around. Notice two holes in my stuffed owl, Floyd. And to top it off, I can't listen to my iPod without ductaping the headphones to the device. Really? Apparently so. Not to mention my crazy grandmother who insists I am incapable of cooking. This brings up a valid point... If an old lady falls in the kitchen and no one is around to witness... •w•